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Meat

1.) Dead animal pumped with hormones that are proven to change your mood upon digestion.

2.) Bad for you

3.) Flavored Animal Carcass
Person 1: “I’m craving a double cheeseburger. I love the greasy meat slices.”
Person 2: “You’re eating an animal.”
Person 1: “We are what we eat and I am indeed an animal.”

Person 2: “What the fuck is wrong with you?”
by 420Bananas December 1, 2020
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Seasoned meat

When you date an older man. Your man is not “old”. He’s seasoned like a delicious meal.

Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body
Damn your man is old! I’m surprised you’re even together.

Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.
by Sophia in real life January 4, 2021
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meat-nervous

The anxiety one feels (usually men) typically at a party or social gathering, when there is obviously not enough meat to go around for everyone.
Rick got to the party late, noticed the brisket tray was running low and started feeling meat-nervous since he was last in line.
by Nostradainus April 10, 2017
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Meat Whistling

When you blow air across the tip of a penis like you’re trying to play a flute.
My girl was "Meat Whistling" me, I don't know why she even tried that.
by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025
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Dead Booty Meat Cheese

When something is so serious. As in life or death situations that they need a phrase to reflect it. Also can be used in songs.
Dead booty meat cheese that girl wanted the ferocious ahh dih.
by Camgorge February 9, 2025
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Meat Pig

A term in the oilfield used to describe plowing someone from behind. Also used in Central America to describe running your meat stick into someone's ham wallet.
As soon as I got off the rig I gave my ol lady that meat pig.
by HogNdog October 9, 2023
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Meat Pie

A Buff homosexual male who looks like or has an obscene obsession of receiving cumshots through their anal cavity.
"Damn watch that meat pie walks that ass"
by Qwords for Queers July 18, 2024
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