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Ball Gobbler

When females are obsessed with a male or when a female will not leave a male alone. Also refered to as being "clingy".
Dude! "Macy has been texting and calling me for a week nonstop. She won't leave me alone." "She did that to me for a while. Shes such a ball gobbler."
by whynotus8 October 17, 2009
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wrecking balls

The male defintion of a homewrecker; a male who attempts to get a girl who is already taken.
"Can you believe what Mike tried with Julie?"
"I know! He's such a wrecking balls! She has a boyfriend!"
by lilmer February 12, 2009
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Ball Squeeze

If a seabee, who happens to be incredibly swoll, gets a barotrauma in his ear during surface supplied diving
Hey Ball squeeze, hurry up and finish the PMS you derpasaurus Rex.
by TrollHammerBro January 31, 2015
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rip balls

Formally stands for 'R.I.P Balls', but is pronounced 'rip balls' when speaking. When something is too fucking cold to bare. (eg. water or temperature in winter)
Dustin: "Hey, Safran wanna go to the beach?"
Safran: Hell no, it's mid Janurary and 40 degrees outside, im not going to rip balls at the beach!
by Dusty Foreman December 15, 2010
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Balls in a vice

When you do something super bad to yourself, i.e. place your testicles in a vice
"Did we really leave the EU?" "Yeah bro, really stuck our balls in a vice on that one"
by Bullii June 23, 2016
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Chocolate Balls

When girls are addicted to your balls like they are addicted to chocolate. They just crave that shit.
"dude your balls are like chocolate, bitches crave em." -maxx

"hahaa thanks man." -corey

''i will call you chocolate balls from now on.'' -maxx

'dude, i'll get that shit tattooed on me." -corey
by corgasm May 18, 2010
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Ball-poppin'

Ball-poppin', Ball-pop, Ball-popper, or Ball-popped. A new, contemporary, post-2008 term (usually a masculine one) that can be used to casually refer to someone who can simply be categorized as, stud (in a good way). In most cases, though not always, it is a person who womanizes intuitively, and is not cocky about it.
Everyone (99% of his personal circle of friends, and more than 55% of his friends of friends) thinks that he is cool; they enjoy his company, particularly the female ones.
Please note that, the term is not related to a man literally inserting his scrotum in/out of a woman's mouth when he is plowing her. Even if she is making pop-like sound in the process.
Guy A: What's up, you ball-poppin'?
Guy B: You know it!

Guy C: Just look at (Guy B), chillin' with those hot girls like he doesn't even care if they have boyfriends or not.
Guy D: He's such a ball-popper.

Guy E: Hey, (Guy B)?
Guy B: 'Sup?
Guy E: Where were you yesterday, you did not show up in our group meeting?
Guy B: Sorry dude. I ball-popped all afternoon, so I forgot all about it. I won't forget to come in the next ones.
by kaostheory519 April 9, 2009
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