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Ass Up

To prepare and or raise one’s ass up in position for anal sex.
Ok baby, it’s time to ass up.

She was ass up and ready to go when I walked in the door.

Let me run to the bathroom first so I can ass up. I’m a little dirty down there.
by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018
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ass clapped

ass clapped is when you get your ass beat, but in a nonsexual way.
me: I didn't finish my homework for 1st period.
my sleep paralysis demon: broooo you're gonna get your ass clapped.
by Vanswhat February 13, 2019
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ass batter

wet, sloppy shit that squirts as soon as you relax your butt cheeks
by Da Nasty One November 11, 2004
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Diner Ass

The flat, fat, long shaped ass on all waitresses that work at diners.
Tom: Yo, that girl you left with last night was hot. What happened? Did you seal the deal.

Joe: Hell yeah.

Tom: How'd she look naked?

Joe: Pretty good, until she took her pants off and her diner ass was in full effect.
by J.Rahlo September 24, 2009
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Chanel Ass

A perfectly round, athletic and beautiful female buttock that ressembles the famous designer's logo.
Paul: Hey, check out Kim's ass. it's beautiful!
John: Yeah, dude, She has been working out. It's perfect. She's got a Chanel Ass.
by JMA89509 April 2, 2010
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Ass Trap

A sex fiend.

A guy or a girl who will pretend to be interesting, or pretend to care about what you say and think just to get laid and then will never talk to you again.
Becca: Omg, and he told her he was into her music and he likes cats and he is a volunteer for Peta.

Kayla: what an ass trap
by KAYLAHARRINGTONWINS February 24, 2010
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ass kazoo

when you are sitting in the exam room at a hospital in your gown and you fart on the paper
right as the dr. walked in i ripped a huge ass kazoo
by geminimonkey January 10, 2011
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