Andres

Andres is a man whore and will fein off of your shit, and will lick in between your toes. He also likes to cuddle and skin your dogs. So when you see Andres you should run the other way. Andres is also in love with Black Bread the Pirates.

Andres is so scary! He bit my toe nails off while I was sleeping.

by Dare January 7, 2022

Andre

Andre is the dumbest mother fucker you’ll ever meet, he thinks he's cool but he’s a dick for brains. Andre most likely works out because he has no real friends that want to hangout with him because he’s that much of a dick. Andre is probably lonely constantly and has no communication skills

Girl: Andre you’re such a weirdo

Andre: Stfu w*gger

Boy: Dude she was flirting with you

Andre: Idc bully or be bullied

by anonymous January 8, 2022

andrella

so sexy

andrella is so sexy

by aaakakakakakakaka January 10, 2022

Andres

The most awesome curly haired MF ever

You should try to be like Andres because he's awesome

(This totally isn't Andres writing this)

Person 1: hey, did you see Andres walking over there
Person 2: yeah! I wish I was as awesome as Andres.

by Totsllynotandres January 12, 2022

André

A person that doesn't have an Urban Dictionary entry

Person 1: "Look up 'André'!"
Person 2: "There is no entry."
Person 1: "Plausible."

by Nimajn January 13, 2022

Andrea

Dig into those strings!

Dig into those stings ANDREA!

by Jureez January 15, 2022

Andreas

The most amazing person you ever met. He will make your days to the best. His personality is the best and you can always be yourself around him. He will always make sure to make you laugh.

Person 1: Have you heard about Andreas?

Person 2: Yes ofcourse hes amazing!!

by betimurfavorite January 16, 2022