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rock-spastic

A condition manifested as a set of spasmodic muscle contractions and gleeful body movements caused mainly by classic rock songs that evoke nostalgia and can cause involuntary shaking, swinging, leg-bouncing, knee-slapping, head-jerking, fist-pumping, and generally rhythmic movements in tune with a favorite classic rock song. Also known as Chair-Dancing.
Wow, the new guy is going all rock-spastic over there at his desk, he must be listening to some classic rock on his headphones.

Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.
by keyline September 21, 2017
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sandy rocking chair

When you on the beach and she wants to have you deep throat her while she sitting down. Gotta hit her with that Sandy rocking chair, cause she gonna be rocking that head back and forth if you catch my drift
Bitch yeah get that shit, girl you so good at doing the sandy rocking chair
by SANDY ROCKING CHAIR July 20, 2017
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Rock n’ Roll Packer

A person who enjoys violently rubbing their hard-on between an extremely obese female’s back rolls. Someone of this type, could even possess a fetish for such rolls that leads to intense arousal.
Omg, Dan! I can’t believe you fucked Amy’s back rolls! She’s like 300 pounds! AND you broke her bed doing it! You’re such a rock n’ roll packer
by Dave543210 February 14, 2018
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You got a rock in your pocket?

A response used when someone includes you in their plans without asking, to which you would respond if the 'we' they are referring to is them and the rock in their pocket.
"Yeah, we're going to that concert tomorrow night"
"We? What, you got a rock in your pocket? Because I'm certainly not going."
by Palumboss June 3, 2019
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Rock

A man who lets his wife or girlfriend have sex with other men. Often the man lets her do whatever she wants and treat him like shit. Also likes to spy on other people having sex with his women.

(Short version of cuckold)
Rock watched his lady get fucked by nick. What a Cuck!
by wb2ruigb92gb2rgb92ebe9b November 9, 2017
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Camp Rock

The best movie that can ever be seen , starring Demi Lovato , that it's not like High School Musical bcz :

1) The whole movie is in a camp , not in a school

2) The protagonists didn't meet at an event, like Gabriela and Troy , Shane ( played by Joe Jonas) heard Mitchie ( played by Demi Lovato) un the cafeteria singing

3 ) The story is totally DIFFERENT
Person 1 : did you see Camp Rock?

Person 2 : yes , it's the best movie ever, and starring Demi Lovato is so much better

Person 1 : I think it's better than High School Musical
by MayaSpaceLovatic12 March 29, 2025
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Rock Star

Some one who goes to Ozzfest and other concerts and hangs out in the parking lot with his lesbian wife. She runs around the parking lot looking for other lesbian women for her and the rock star to have an orgy with in their tent while the concert is playing. When allis said and done he is the lone ranger in a pussy and boob fest.
Look at all those Lesbians lining up. That guys a rock star.
by Mr. Homophobia June 28, 2023
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