Meat Stretcher

A term coined by a pastor during a church sermon that was recorded on video.

1. An individual who initiates in mutual masturbation.

2. A homosexual jerking off another male.

3. A male who masturbates.

“He’s a meat stretcher! He’ll stretch your meat! Hallelujah!”
-An overly passionate pastor

by ISaidWutISaid December 25, 2023

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Kettle Meat

Pot roast. Or when a Viking shits in a pot, simmers his nuts in it for 2 hours and plunders some ass immediately after.

The kona got kettle meat for supper and pleaded for a top up this morn

by Dank Diggler December 27, 2023

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meat rock

Finding a hole in a rock and stuffing meat in it to be used as a fleshlight

I found a meat rock in a park and nearly threw up

by nahfit December 29, 2023

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I Show The Meat

I Show the Meat🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🥩🥩🍖🍖🍖 A song by “Daddy Speed” after his son “IShowSpeed” flashed his uncircumcised dick to millions of people over five nights of Freddy’s

I Show The Meat
To make you feel complete
I Show The Meat
Something you can't believe
I Show The Meat
To make you feel complete
I Show The Meat
Something you can't believe
I Show The Meat
To make you feel complete
I Show The Meat
Something you can't believe
I Show The Meat
To make you feel complete
I Show The Meat
Something you can't believe
I Show The Meat
To make you feel complete
I Show The Meat
Something you can't believe
I Show The Meat
To make you feel complete
I Show The Meat
Something you can't believe

by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023

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