water

icecube blood

fish pee in water

by goobyslimer July 10, 2024

Alabama Water Snake

Tying your legs together and jumping in a lake with a rucksack full of rocks.

Keith thought he’d try an Alabama water snake to end it all.

by Speeggggy July 10, 2024

Donkey Water

The water left over in the pot after boiling hot dogs. Generally discarded, but sometimes consumed as a beverage over ice.

"Damn, I left the donkey water in the pot until it separated."

"Hey it's cool, just give it a quick microwave and stir, I'll drink that shit."

"No way, it's either fresh out the pot over ice or nothing. This donkey water is no longer fit for consumption."

"Dang, guess I gotta go kill myself."

"Bet."

by Kyle Swanzey July 11, 2024

Water Sweat

Also known as condensation; embodies a beverage or item creating a sweat like feeling of water droplets caused by humidity.

Ewww my iced tea has water sweat on it!

by Missoopsiescoops July 12, 2024

Water Sweat

Also known as ‘condensation’. This adjective embodies the feeling of a sweat like sensation commonly on a cold beverage or item when exposed to humidity causing water droplets on the surface.

Ewwwww, my iced tea has water sweat on it!

My cup is leaving water sweat all over the table!

by Missoopsiescoops July 12, 2024

German water

Obviously beer or bier. This is not an insult to the fine Germanic peoples everywhere nor the beverage they perfected.

Wolfgang:"I'm so thirlsty I could drink

American water."
Hans: "Nein! Drink our German water.

It has healing properties for all!"

by von groovy July 17, 2024

Hinge-Water

The water which many men have been baptized in on a 'hinge date' or 'tinder date'. This water is usually a shower, bathtub, swimming pool, or dirty hot tub ect.

Ex. 1 "Don't dunk your head in the hinge-water. You might catch feelings or HIV."

Ex. 2 "Oh man, did you hear Jake took a simp dip in the hinge-water at that one girls exes house?", "Yeah and he got friend zoned right after that."

Ex. 3"Bro I had to take a shower as soon as I got home from that date. I realized her hot tub was the hinge-water."

by Paumni July 18, 2024