Ass backwards

Beyond the phrase 'being backward'. It means lacking any insight, intelligence, correct action, respect to human rights, cultural sophistication, and most of all common sense.

Having a parked car on the lawn while drunk on a couch also on the lawn ass backwards.

Being racist is ass backwards.

In the computer game Civilization having your nation in the dark ages when every other group is building spacecraft is being completely ass backwards.

Putting something together wrong is ass backwards.

by egnarooorange December 9, 2008

Horse's ass

The President of the united states since 2000

Also see: idiot

by Tommy Vercetti April 24, 2004

swamp ass

The build up of sweat around tha ass and ball region. Usually the first place you begin to sweat.

It was a hot summer day and James was taking a nap. Dave had just got back from playing basketball and had some major swamp ass, so he decided to share the wealth by giving James a swamp asstache!

by nello April 22, 2006

ass bastard

Someone who is so wrong and impossible he or she could have only been spawned from the rear end of some single possibly male homosexual person.

The ass bastard slept with his ex wife's new step daughter!

by Dody Bush December 11, 2008

ass tastic

When a girl named steely enjoy many a nights of anal butt pleasures

Damn that gurl steely is ass tastic!

by damb112 December 17, 2008

Tabletop Ass

An ass so large and protruding, you can place a drink on top of it.

My aunt has a tabletop ass that you can set your drink right up on.

by aleja113 February 28, 2009

Ass Up

To prepare and or raise one’s ass up in position for anal sex.

Ok baby, it’s time to ass up.

She was ass up and ready to go when I walked in the door.

Let me run to the bathroom first so I can ass up. I’m a little dirty down there.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018