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Goon Slapped

When a goon gets slapped hard and cries for days.
by Carlos de la Cerda February 22, 2026
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Casket slapper

A funeral except a really wild one with karaoke
Matt: Guys, when it’s my time to go, I want you to have a great time, make it really memorable. Goddamn it I want a real casket slapper!

Jay: like with karaoke?

Pob: don’t worry bro, I promise you it will be a real casket slapped
by Pobby Weirdo March 26, 2025
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Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishing

When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.
"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"

"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"
by STARKILLERMKIII March 27, 2025
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Fat Sloppy

A sex act involving hacking up a loogie into a fat persons belly button.
by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025
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Stick Slapper

A term used to represent when something is really funny. Usually followed by a slap of the dick
yo Gurt that joke was a stick slapper ngl.
by gurt sucker39 May 30, 2025
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