bionic daddy

When I man is so erect, he commits cultural genocide.

Jacob you can't be my bionic daddy, said Charlotte, your dick is too small!

by XXXdaddy6969 April 11, 2017

lawn daddy

The best kind of daddy. He takes all the lawns and hoes in town. The lawn daddy is what all the ladies want. He knows how to trim the hedges. And is always good looking.

"I want me a lawn daddy. He knows how take trim my bush just right."
"Damn! He looks so fine."

by DiddydogYrink April 14, 2017

Splenda daddy

A man who goes on sugar daddy dating websites, pretending to be a wealthy, individual of vast financial means in order to attract women and get laid. He will talk up a big game about having a mansion, several fancy sports cars, a yacht, and property in Belize, but you'll never see any of it because they don't exist. This is all just a ploy to get in the targeted woman's panties, which some women may stupidly allow, despite having secured any financial benefits beforehand.

Britney: I went out with this dude I met from sugar daddy dating website. We met up at Chili's, I had to pay more than half the tab because his credit card declined. Afterwards he offered me sex in the back of his beat up, old hoopty. I passed. Then he had the nerve to ask me for gas money so he could get home.

Janet: Oh hell no! It sounds like you found a splenda daddy.

by missybitch April 21, 2017

shoe daddy

An involuntarily absent father who is only contacted when the mother needs money for shoes

He didn't want to be a shoe daddy and just pay child support so he filed for custody of his children.

by rectalthermometer April 26, 2017

chip daddy

Father of the chips

Don't run from me I'm the chip daddy

by DTboi226 May 29, 2017

Big daddy pounder

A man whose gained and put on a ton of weight

omg look it's big daddy pounder from the club the other night

by Misslinds May 28, 2017

DANK DADDY K

A male who is 6'4'' who still needs to try taking a bubble bath with jasmin and caitlin; the daddy of all daddies; goes too hard but it always so much fun to be around; lowkey stoner...actually highkey stoner; BEST KISSER out of the boys in the group; takes a lot of Ls but always bounces back

If you are looking for a daddy, hit up dank daddy k and you are guaranteed a night full of laughter and tears.

by FUPAJACK June 3, 2017