do you even science

A fantastically stupid way to advise all people on the net that you are a complete and utter prick - using science as a verb is a passing phase but still very annoying and not needed. (one of 2016's ultimate dick terms)

'like, lidderally..., dude, do you even science, bro'

'*rolls eyes.... '

by tom healey September 11, 2016

do you listen to girl in red?

modern way of asking if someone's a friend of Dorothy (gay)

girl#1: hey do you listen to girl in red? *preparing to simp*
basic white bitch girl#2: taylor swift???
girl#1: smh *potential simp mode dropped*

by urgaymwahmwah October 18, 2020

HOW DO I SHOT WEB?

...Self explanitory.

Spider-Man, how do I shot web?

by Chuck Norris: Science Teacher November 11, 2008

i do what i please

Doing what you want , don't thinking about the results or judgments given by others. Comforting others seems not the best option in every time. So sometimes people likely doing things only for there sake and own comfort.

It sounds like little egoistic but if it doesn't do a lot harm to others , this sounds reasonable.

Mom : Don't laugh louder.
me : I do what I please.. It feels good for me.

by maxpain69 January 7, 2012

we should do something sometime

an excuse for someting to say at the end of conversations or after meeting with an old friend.

hey carla! i havnt seen you in ages!
yeah.. we should do something sometime...
sure thing!

by Qwerty April 21, 2004

Do I look fat in this dress?

Asked by that fat pig you've been porking, when the answer is obviously yes. If you say yes, however, you will never tap that ass again, ever.

Her: Do I look fat in this dress?
You: Who let the pig out? Snort snort snort snort. WHO LET THE PIG OUT? and so on...

by Nick D February 10, 2003

Do I look like an octopus?

Something that your mother says after asking her to do you a favor. Even if she is doing nothing.

Kid: Hey mom can you help me make some lemonade?
Mom: DO I LOOK LIKE AN OCTOPUS?!?
Kid: No.
Mom: Good.

by DoraKnob November 29, 2009