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Hand Sanitizered

I hand sanitizered the pen markings off of my arm.
by grimygirl October 4, 2017
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two hand slam

Two hand slam is the act of pleasuring ones self with both hands vigorously. Commonly done by males with an average penis size to make them think it's bigger than it actually is. If one is fortunate enough to receive said two hand slam it will be a very memorable experience and cause you to only pleasure yourself with it from here on out
Guy 1: Man, both of my forearms are super sore

Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off

Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me
by Two hand slammer October 10, 2017
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Hand Shannon

When a girl pours pumpkin spice lattee on your dick and then gives you a handjob
I got a hand shannon last night from a stranger in a parking lot. Now i have to shower
by rubbahbandman October 11, 2017
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Bear Hands

Used in sentences when mad af.

People will mock you if you use it in a way by making it a joke, (see below).

Or maybe you think about bear hands. Like actuall bear hands. I'm not here to define that though.
Kunt: I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BEAR HANDS ASSY!

Assy: Woah buddy, you mean with your bear hands, or with actuall bear hands?

Kunt: FUCK OFF PRICK!
by I'm going to rape myself October 16, 2017
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Edward Jizzard Hands

When a man has sex with his woman, pulls out, and proceeds to ejaculate into his hands.
I was a real Edward Jizzard Hands last night, my sister-in-law caught me red handed
by Jizz hands October 18, 2017
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dark hand

when you fist a girl in her butthole and pull out a long piece of shit
me: dude i just gave amy a dark hand

freind: dude thats so fucking gross
by jadkfjwreo October 28, 2017
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hand rape

when you come up from behind someone, pin their hand to the ground and thrust your wrist up against theirs. Therefor, creating a very intimate experience between the two, even if it's uncalled for.
I was just hand raped. Help me
by The wenis master October 26, 2017
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