by grimygirl October 4, 2017
Get the Hand Sanitizered mug.Two hand slam is the act of pleasuring ones self with both hands vigorously. Commonly done by males with an average penis size to make them think it's bigger than it actually is. If one is fortunate enough to receive said two hand slam it will be a very memorable experience and cause you to only pleasure yourself with it from here on out
Guy 1: Man, both of my forearms are super sore
Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off
Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me
Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off
Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me
by Two hand slammer October 10, 2017
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People will mock you if you use it in a way by making it a joke, (see below).
Or maybe you think about bear hands. Like actuall bear hands. I'm not here to define that though.
People will mock you if you use it in a way by making it a joke, (see below).
Or maybe you think about bear hands. Like actuall bear hands. I'm not here to define that though.
Kunt: I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BEAR HANDS ASSY!
Assy: Woah buddy, you mean with your bear hands, or with actuall bear hands?
Kunt: FUCK OFF PRICK!
Assy: Woah buddy, you mean with your bear hands, or with actuall bear hands?
Kunt: FUCK OFF PRICK!
by I'm going to rape myself October 16, 2017
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Get the dark hand mug.when you come up from behind someone, pin their hand to the ground and thrust your wrist up against theirs. Therefor, creating a very intimate experience between the two, even if it's uncalled for.
by The wenis master October 26, 2017
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