Life

Life is like a dick, women make it hard.

Oh no a woman in the 500m radius, my life is gonna be hard now.

by Squirrel in my pants November 22, 2021

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Gacha Life

"A dogshit game"

"Stage 4 terminal cancer causer"

"Hi, have you heard about Gacha Life?"

"Yes! it gave me fucking cancer!!!"

by fokjhj1 September 4, 2023

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My life

BORING AS HELL

My life is boring 😒

by Ballora is the best October 27, 2021

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Random person:no problem ya take it easy

Michael in the good place :I'll do you one better I'll say this to my friend with all the love in my Hart and all the wisdom of the universe. take it snlezy.

Me : I will
Random guy:is that the meaning of life
Douglas: yes yes it is

by . . . February 15, 2020

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White Life

What I imagine people are sick as fuck because it been long time that they are sick.

White Life!

by Dr. Deloris January 28, 2024

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Life

Life is the something you cant cheat out of... And if you wanted to, you would end up right back on this planet no matter how hard you try. Life is hard. Life is nice... once in a while. Sometimes you wish you didn't have a life, but only because life has decided to screw with your head.

Selena: Awe Crap! I stepped on a piece of chewed gum!

Justin: That's life for ya!

by Smileyforever21 May 9, 2018

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