A bulky man who loves green, and talks about his cats nonstop. His main students are Claire and Sarah. Goes on his phone while he gives us 91876 assignments to do in 45 minutes.
"Complete the 91876 assignments in 45 minutes, or it becomes homework!" John Teacher screeched, in his raspy voice
by Milkis Official September 29, 2020
Get the John Teachermug. guy 1: Woah dude, thats a massive dick!
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?
by COOLDUMBDUMB October 28, 2021
Get the Long Dong Johnmug. Person A: You are such a Brother John!
Person B: Thank you so much! I feel so respected and grateful and responsible and friendly and leaderly right now!
Person B: Thank you so much! I feel so respected and grateful and responsible and friendly and leaderly right now!
by clouf1 October 17, 2022
Get the Brother Johnmug. John is the most perfect guy you’ll ever meet. He’s smart, good-looking, and most of all the sweetest.
by Beebor 1 June 30, 2022
Get the Johnmug. literally the best bf a girl could ever ask for . he is so cute and is like a big baby when he around his gorgeous gf , bc how could he not his gf is literally sexy asf and is the epitome of goddess energy . but anyways john alford is the best thing that has ever happened to anyone bc he easily lights up the room with his unique personality and his bright adorable smile
by Yuzu-kin November 20, 2023
Get the john alford <3mug. by DefinerOfWordsFondler November 22, 2023
Get the Johnmug. by Dangetjohn June 6, 2022
Get the Johnedmug.