Stephen: "Fuck me rone,aunt Linda just got taken to hospital to remove a dildo from her arse."
Barry:"I didn't know she had a dildo"
Barry:"I didn't know she had a dildo"
by Dman 111 June 27, 2007
A variation of "you've got to be kidding me," or "spare me." When something you don't want to happen/can't believe is happening, happens. Can be used in the positive or the negative.
by AMO26 December 21, 2010
when someone wants to fight you and to basically get on their level; usually said by someone bigger to someone smaller (in height)
boy: I know you aint messin' around with my girl
2nd boy: wanna fight me for it? let's go, size me up!
2nd boy: wanna fight me for it? let's go, size me up!
by private.school.h0mboi February 04, 2011
A dude stretches out his scrotum to look like a newsboy cap and his partner or partners chase him around the bed attempting oral sex and/or a headbutt to the junk.
A sex act made famous by an episode of The New Girl.
Related to but not the same as The Goat from Waiting.
A variation called Let Me Give You the Hat involves chasing his partner/partners while stretching his scrotum and attempting oral sex or a headbutt.
A sex act made famous by an episode of The New Girl.
Related to but not the same as The Goat from Waiting.
A variation called Let Me Give You the Hat involves chasing his partner/partners while stretching his scrotum and attempting oral sex or a headbutt.
by frog toaster November 16, 2011
This phrase is being used with increasing regularity, especially amongst the ex-pat acting communities in Italy. Its meaning is ambiguous to say the least, however it is widely used when letting someone know they should call or email you at a later date. With increasing use (google currently has 9 entries for the phrase) this phrase is sure to go far.
n.b. this is NOT a muddled mess of 'drop me a line' and 'give me a buzz'. This is a phrase all by itself and has no relation to either. Anyone suggesting otherwise will likely find themselves with a libel case against their punk asses.
n.b. this is NOT a muddled mess of 'drop me a line' and 'give me a buzz'. This is a phrase all by itself and has no relation to either. Anyone suggesting otherwise will likely find themselves with a libel case against their punk asses.
Actress: So you'll let me know when you hear from them?
Accountant(in an attempted cool voice): Yeah, no worries, just drop me a buzz
Actress (without the blink of an eye): ok, thats fine, i'll drop you a buzz
(both parties left this conversation a bit confused as to what they'd agreed to, unaware that they'd participated in something rare and amazing, the invention of a new phrase!)
Accountant(in an attempted cool voice): Yeah, no worries, just drop me a buzz
Actress (without the blink of an eye): ok, thats fine, i'll drop you a buzz
(both parties left this conversation a bit confused as to what they'd agreed to, unaware that they'd participated in something rare and amazing, the invention of a new phrase!)
by czechnecksufferer January 08, 2009
This band, among many other image-orientated bands, are absolute crap. They do really nothin new with the sounds they try to emulate other than put a really crappy tone and thier singer, affectionately known as "Oli" Sykes to his major fan base of weird fat chicks plus strangely hot ones is possibly the Devil's Incarnate. Although this religious connotation is not true, it is basically just another way of proclaiming his awkward/skinny retardedness to the rest of the world.
A Traditional Oli Sykes Song, Written by Himself:
"ARGGH!!! IM SO FUCKING SHIT!!!
I DON'T REALLY SING ABOUT ANYTHING IMPORTANT, AS I'VE HAD A RELATIVELY GOOD LIFE YET JUST HATE MY PARENTS FOR BRINGING ME INTO THIS FUCKED-UP-WORLD!!! (cue ultimately retarded and out of place breakdown)
I BET YOU ALL LOVE THE FACT THAT I ALMOST SOUND LIKE I AM CRYING!!! I HATE YOU AND YOUR FACE!!! FUCK YOUR FAMILY!!! IMA PISS ON YO' NECK BIATCH!!! (cue out of place and ultimately retarded pig squeal)
BLARRRRRRRRG!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR PARENTS!!! EEEGGG!!!"
A Traditional Conversation Between Two People Who Have Intellect and Tasteful Tastes:
Hoob: "Hey, want to go and see a concert in Bloogtown?"
Leebgoff: "Maybe, who's going?"
Hoob: "Tool, Opeth, The Mars Volta, Led Zepellin, The Beatles, The Eagles, The Rolling Stones, Metallica, Megadeth, Coldplay, Mastodon, a couple of lesser known bands who are still amazingly awesome such as Between the Buried and Me, H20, Parkway Drive, Protest the Hero and The Sword."
Leebgoff: "Hold on, what's the catch?"
Hoob: "Bring Me The Horizon."
Leebgoff: "Ah, I'll just stay home and slit my wrists."
"ARGGH!!! IM SO FUCKING SHIT!!!
I DON'T REALLY SING ABOUT ANYTHING IMPORTANT, AS I'VE HAD A RELATIVELY GOOD LIFE YET JUST HATE MY PARENTS FOR BRINGING ME INTO THIS FUCKED-UP-WORLD!!! (cue ultimately retarded and out of place breakdown)
I BET YOU ALL LOVE THE FACT THAT I ALMOST SOUND LIKE I AM CRYING!!! I HATE YOU AND YOUR FACE!!! FUCK YOUR FAMILY!!! IMA PISS ON YO' NECK BIATCH!!! (cue out of place and ultimately retarded pig squeal)
BLARRRRRRRRG!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR PARENTS!!! EEEGGG!!!"
A Traditional Conversation Between Two People Who Have Intellect and Tasteful Tastes:
Hoob: "Hey, want to go and see a concert in Bloogtown?"
Leebgoff: "Maybe, who's going?"
Hoob: "Tool, Opeth, The Mars Volta, Led Zepellin, The Beatles, The Eagles, The Rolling Stones, Metallica, Megadeth, Coldplay, Mastodon, a couple of lesser known bands who are still amazingly awesome such as Between the Buried and Me, H20, Parkway Drive, Protest the Hero and The Sword."
Leebgoff: "Hold on, what's the catch?"
Hoob: "Bring Me The Horizon."
Leebgoff: "Ah, I'll just stay home and slit my wrists."
by angry piece of shit October 05, 2009
by Harry Strode May 31, 2008