california brown cow 

The act of forcing a turd from your butthole. Often involves grunting due to the fight to push out the feces. Similar to trying to move a literal cow, California Brown Cow is large and stubborn

-Dude what was all that grunting in there?
-Had a stubborn California Brown Cow that just didn't want to leave pasture

california brown cow by cdm0048 August 28, 2013

dirty brown circus 

Anal - having some fun in brown town. Could include a rusty trombone. Anything sexual and fun to do with the anus.

I asked her if I could take a trip to the dirty brown circus...she said yes

dirty brown circus by zombies03 April 19, 2014

malcolm brown

A lawyer-bodybuilder from the 1980s.

Malcolm Brown never won a title in any bodybuilding competitions.

malcolm brown by eyewitness!!!!! April 12, 2014

Special brown rice 

When you fuck a chick in the ass and her dingle berries get stuck to your balls and looks like brown rice.

When I pulled out form being balls deep in Melanie's ass I had a serious case of special brown rice!

Special brown rice by enragedGTO April 7, 2015

Boston Brown Roller

Oral sex given to a male after he has performed anal sex without washing his penis between acts.

Yo Bro, I have this chick the most awesome boston brown roller last night and left her with doo-doo breath.

Boston Brown Roller by Npeezy4Reezy September 30, 2016

The brown falcon 

The art of double fist penetration of the anus followed by the flapping of ones arms like a bird all whilst squaking

I was banging this Sheila last night and I performed the brown falcon on her

The brown falcon by Boosted_falcon April 12, 2017

Stephen Brown 

Amor tantum mihi Olivia
Stephen is a quirky young man, who often falls in love with women named Olivia Ellard. He only has eyes for short brown haired young ladies, who humour his strangeness. All in all he is usually a fairly nice chap, but his devotion to his Olivia is unending.

Stephen Brown: Amor tantum mihi Olivia
Olivia Ellard: Oh that's nice

Stephen Brown by Dee didly dankus April 25, 2017