Tit

Someone who exudes safe, fun, dad energy.

Jake is so excited about his propane grill, he’s such a tit.

by Nope, not me September 22, 2021

Mctaco Tits

America's 45th and 47th president. A senile, ragged old bag of dried up smelly leather who needs to learn when to keep its mouth shut.

"Hey, you heard what orange man said on the news today?"

"Oh, you mean mr. Mctaco tits?"

by patriquito October 4, 2025

sugar titting

The act of buying a girl's nipple piercings for a first date.

Doug is out there sugar titting again. Check out Carols breasts.

by SnoopDouglet May 16, 2023

Calm your tits

When someone gets excited, upset, angry over anything calm ur tits is the perfect response to almost anything.

Damn Daniel calm your tits we will be there in 5 minutes.

by Lunalove1432 January 5, 2022

Pop a tit day

Pop a tit day is on January 2nd

Yo sophia its pop a tit day so u better pop a tit for the boys

by Nig911er2012 January 1, 2023

Fatty Tits

Titties that are being held up by means such as a girls arm to make them look less saggy or cover up the fact that they are fat tits; titties that are big, but by no means good looking; tits on a girl that are huge, but only because she is obese. technically they are "big tits" but fatty tits is more appropriate

GUY: bruh, i work fast
GUY 2: LMAO, that's what fatty tits said

by f1r2e3d4 June 6, 2019

Nifty tits

A Reddit enlightenment that celebrates boobs of all shapes and sizes.

I have no problem writing “nifty tits” on my boobs and posting them to r/NiftyTits so that I can feel empowered and uplifted!

by SagVibes February 20, 2024