Do I look fat in this dress?

The question that every woman will invariably ask of their significant other atleast once. She is fishing for a compliment and the correct answer is ALWAYS no. Do not say yes unless you enjoy sleeping on the couch and pulling your own pork for a month.

"Do I look fat in this dress?"
"Absolutely not, you sexy beast, you."

by Miss Stevie December 29, 2003

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National Fat Friend Day

National Fat friend day where you celebrate ur big friend. Get them lots of food to fill there large bellies.

National Fat Friend day = celebrate your fat friend

by Mikethegreat3 November 11, 2022

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your cat fat attack

It’s worst than granny tranny but it kills on impact.It will destroy the world if you say this so use it wisely since you can only use it once

Joe: your mom gay
Matt:No you
Joe: your granny tranny
Matt:your cat fat attack
Joe: *dies* this is the worst spell of the century!!

your cat fat attack means that you kill them on impact and they explode.

by YOURMOMGAYANDTRANNY March 20, 2018

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Big fat girthy brain

Why should anyone listen to me? Well, it's that long hard monster brain of mine. That's reason enough. Isn't it?

Hym "Don't you know? Can't you tell!? The size of things dictates our behavior round here. See, the fact that I got this big fat girthy brain means that all the academics should be just a-clamoring to listen to me. And they're right to do it too cus if you're going to listen to anybody it should be somone with a big ole brain."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2023

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Conor da fat fuck

He looks like a fucking meatball. He is the fattest person on earth. When you zoom into the google maps You see Conor.
He is slower than a granny who is 196 years old. He is the person I hate the most.

Conor da fat fuck is playing football and trying to run but with the speed of walking.

by Conor hater November 26, 2018

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