Floridian water polo

When one person is on their hands and knees In a filled bathtub while another person penetrates them while slapping their ass and balls

If you don't shut up soon we're playing Floridian water polo

by Floridianwaterpoloenjoyer July 19, 2025

Human water fountain

When a water gun is inserted into a vagina or asshole and is used to spray water out of the persons mouth turning them into a human water fountain

Nathan: “Hey Charlie, I want to turn you into a human water fountain tonight”
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Darren:“I’m thirsty”

Stella: “Well, babe you can drink from my human water fountain tonight 👍”

by Dilligulper09 July 25, 2025

table water

table water is just like water but now its on a table. most people share it in restaurants or sm

Person 1: "OMG ITS WATER BUT ON A TABLE"

Person 2: *faints of amazement due to the existence of the table water*

by The Bad Command Station July 25, 2025

Del Water Gap

the most authentically cool singer on the planet. he has some of the best most underrated songs in the game right now. also a cutie patootie! love u holden <3

STREAM HOW TO LIVE!!!

Person 1: “Hey, do you know Del Water Gap?”
Person 2: “Oh yeah, like in the Delaware River!”
Person 1: “No, the SINGER. Oh my god, I need to put you on right now. Alexa, play Ode to a Conversation Stuck in Your Throat.”

by disconnecteddoll July 27, 2025

Town Water Hose

A slut or whore; likening someone to a prostitute

Timmy: “Tracy fucked so many guys on spring break”
Johnny: “That bitch is becoming the town water hose”

by TimmyWaterhose July 31, 2025

Nebraskan Water Stain

A pee stain. Simple as that. Your pants are wet with pee? That's a Nebraskan Water Stain.

Dude did you see Mary? Major Nebraskan Water Stain all over her jeggings.

by tgnws September 3, 2025

Golden water board

When a girl squats over your face while grabbing onto your head and peeing directly onto your face hence making it hard to breathe while she is pissing on you.

Make sure you drink a lot of water before you give him a golden water board

by snoozieWTF September 9, 2025