dog water

Being waste

Keegan you're dog water

by Lord_Yurp March 11, 2021

Dog water

When you actually fucking suck at the fortnite game because your parents grounded you for a long time and you your friends keep beating you.

Person: Your DOG WATER

Person2: SHUT THE FUCK UP, I KNOW

by Ur_mom_sucks_because_yes March 23, 2021

Dirty Dog

When removing a penis from the anus after anal sex and it is covered in fecal matter from tip to base

"Bro, I went balls deep in her ass but when I pulled out my dick was absolutely CAKED with shit..."
"You ended up with a dirty dog in between two buns..."

by The DarkFire King January 14, 2022

Byaw Dog

When you bang a politicians wife and tell her you're wearing a condom but cross your fingers behind your back

"We’re coming in South Carolina! And Oklahoma! And Arizona! And North Dakota! And New Mexico! We’re coming in California! And Texas! And New York! And we’re Coming in South Dakota! And Oregon! And Washington and Michigan! "BYAW DOG!"

by Zzyzx66 December 9, 2021

Dog on wheels

when something is just straight up whack, yo!

Crilbus: the incident in 1997 was terrible!
Door: yeah man, like a dog on wheels!

by Dogulator October 7, 2021

Chicago dog

When you're little spoon and someone with a penis is big spoon and you let it rip so the penis flaps around in your fart.

Man. Last night my boyfriend farted so loud at dinner that I had to get revenge. So when we were spooning I have him the ol' Chicago Dog.

by Windy Wendy October 15, 2021

Gernarled Dog

A specific type of hotdog invented by purplebh in 1997 while messing around in a 7/11. It consists of ketchup, mustard, onions, and a taquito. The gernarled dog is now worshipped along with its inventor, and a festival is held for every 5 year anniversary.

"Hey man, you going to the 25th quinquennial gernarled dog festival?"
"Well duh, who isn't?"

by McDonalds Large Fry October 16, 2021