October 30

October 30th is national thank your drug dealer day. This is a day that we all thank our drug dealers for the risks they take daily, so that people all over the world can get a little bit enjoyment out of life. If it wasn't for these heroes, we'd have to rely on life being enough.

I can't wait for October 30. It's been awhile since the dumb dumb that repeatedly makes bad decisions and goes to jail for what he does. If it wasn't for these idiots, we'd all be screwed.

by SmokeTwibz October 29, 2019

October 29

Slap Griffin Day is on October 29

Person 1: " Today is Slap Griffin Day"
Person 2: "Wahoo."
Griffin: "I hate October 29th"
Person 3: "Too bad"
Person 2: "Wahoo."

by Angery Goomba Except not October 29, 2019

October 30

Giver ur girl best friend a hug day

Guy: hey bestie its October 30th

Girl: aww im ur bestie

*they hug*

No one says anything cause it’s October 30th

by Ueheuene October 29, 2019

October 31

{hold} your friend/boyfriend/crush {hand}

Mya : I really wanna hold my crushes hand 🤷🏼 ♀️🤷🏼 ♀️
Bestie: It’s October 31!Go for it

by Mya 🥵 October 29, 2019

october 30

wear you pjs to school day

Its October 30th WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU WEARING PAJAMA'S?

by Mark_1521 October 29, 2019

October 30

National tell your crush you wanna go on a date with them day

Hey Ellie I’ve liked you for a liked you for a while
now, would you like to go in a date with me on October 30?

by sjsnananns October 29, 2019

October 31

national kick your tall friend day because you already know you can’t slap em

short girl: you know what day it is
tall boy: yea it October 31 hallow-
short girl: *kicks tall boy*

by soggybreadis.really.good October 29, 2019