van man

The collecting of naked young boys as souvenirs from countries visited abroad

"These Budda teatowels sure are nice but I need something that will clean up my mess for me,where is your Van Man section?"

"My luggage weighs 20kgs and my limit is 25kgs give me your cheapest and lightest child to take home for my Van Man collection.I broke my last one",

by Fistlord88 April 7, 2015

Mr Man

when you don't know who the person is but you still want to be polite to wards the man

Hello Mr Man, excuse me Mr Man, I wanted to know where Tesco is

by naay1107 July 21, 2015

sexiest man

A man so sexy who you cannot keep your eyes or hands off, you uncontrollably want to touch and kiss this man, he is on your mind constantly because he looks so good in everything!

Jerry.K is the sexiest man alive it's hard to keep your eyes off of him!

by eye of london April 28, 2017

man shot

An enormous amount of alcohol to confirm your masculinity.

What James Bond consumes in Casino Royale after killing two men. "This man shot reinvigorated me!" (note: this was not said in the movie.)

by RDA08 November 24, 2006

man-up

v. To act in accordance with established masculine roles in a given situation, implying courage and responsibility. Usually used in the imperative, the term is a favorite of police who want suspects to incriminate themselves. Ironically, advice to 'man-up' is usually followed by a promise that it is the least painful alternative.

You signed for a package full of weed, now you need to man-up, and admit that you knew what was in it. It'll go easier for you with the judge.

by tom ballard, esquire March 2, 2009

horse of a man

Someone that's really annoying and a jerk and karate kicks ur soda and it falls on ur pants

Bro u just spilled my sprite u horse of a man

by Skinny pops July 28, 2017

cheesy man

1) A man who is covered in cheese. 2) A man who has been covered in sperm. 3) A man who is silly or a bit dumb.

1) you cut cheese and you get covered in cheese. 2) Your GAY friend sperms on you and your completly covered in it, they call you a cheesy man. 3) You meet someone and they say something silly or something just dumb you call them a cheesy man.

by greenasyourmom May 2, 2011