ben the god 

-a guy who is basically perfect
-can be a dick sometimes
-has blue eyes and blond hair
-looks almost perfect

-is a perfect lover and is very nice

-everyone loves him

Person 1:Oh look that guy over there he got bitches and money and everything he is a real Ben the god!
Person 2:Yeah and he still nice and heals people in Africa etc.!

ben the god by FelixHardschwänz3 December 31, 2016

dion the god

The girl that is awesome at basketball and I great at shooting and defense

Hey do you know dion the god she's awesome

dion the god by God is here 347 February 10, 2017

technological act of god 

If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.

The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.

Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"

Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.

Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"

technological act of god by holland.paul.5150 February 28, 2017

metric mother-of-god ton 

Approximately 20000000 times more than a metric fuckton

That is a metric mother-of-god ton of money in your bank account...

metric mother-of-god ton by RoarMc March 28, 2017

The power that rivals god

When your wife / girlfriend pulls the blanket to her own side with such a force not even god can stop her.

Hey man did you sleep well last night?
No my girl was using the power that rivals god, so I was freezing all night.
I know the feeling.

The power that rivals god by Vaxazie April 12, 2017

SG/Savage God 

A bad ass savage, that makes dope ass beats, coming out of sidewalk life, and still living it with the homie Tiger.

Aye look it's the homie SG/Savage God, that's that YoF god.

SG/Savage God by SG/Savage God August 3, 2017

uh my god 

when u walk down the hallway and someone says "can i get a o ya" which means a saying u say during any pain or anything tragically happening

uh my god u drunk my juice

uh my god by Ivan meijas September 27, 2017