Farts and Tarts

an exclamation used to express frustration or excitement

Kate: Dude, the frat house ran out of alcohol...
Shannon: Farts and Tarts! What are we going to do now?

Rachel: They're having a two for one deal on burritos at Panchos!
Abra: Farts and Tarts! That's fucking awesome!

by Deegle Beegle February 19, 2009

jurassic fart

The sexual act in which a chubby chaser lays face up on the bedroom floor then his/her morbidly obese partner over 300 lbs in weight squatts on the chubby chaser's face and farts. This act got its name from when the first hunter-gatherers all the way up until early AMH (anatomically modern homo sapeins) would make the mistake of getting in too close to kill their megafauna menu items that would sqaut on the faces of their attackers and fart, shart or shit as they died from the wounds.

According to the WHO, the leading cause of death in chubby casers is the jurassic fart.

by pornstache August 11, 2016

fart in a windstorm

When someone is so busy and can't keep still.

She could not sit in her seat in class, she was a fart in a windstorm!

by macput1 June 10, 2016

fart-chirps

The farting, chirp-like sounds that are made by parakeets when they talk to one another. May often include clicks or squeaks as well.

Frenchie and Mr. Cheeks always do their little fart-chirps at night; it's funny to listen to while I'm studying or doing my toenails (if this doesn't prove once and for all that I'm FEMALE, I don't know what will!). Plus it's more original than the crap 50 spews out over the radio.

by Shawn B. December 12, 2003

fart-o-rama

the result of a large chili feast

after the chili dinner, we had a huge fart-o-rama

by jimbo June 10, 2003

far away fart

When a group of people here a loud BOOM far away, and one person in that group says SORRY as if he had just farted.

hahaha did you just far away fart?

by atomic thigh clap August 2, 2011

Bad Fart Meeting

How you describe a meeting to a colleague that wasn't there that turns into a smelly mess because of big egos, bad process and attitudes, and someone in particular who wants control but doesn't have it making a big stink.

I came back from the meeting and my colleague took one look at my face and said 'how did the meeting go?' and I said: "it stank...like a bad fart... a bad fart meeting".

by LucidLibrarian November 24, 2010