collision tits

Breast so voluptuous, they would save the lady from a head on collision.

Megan came out of that 3 car pileup thanks to her collision tits.

by tanglebones May 31, 2018

Sharp as a butchers tit

Used to describe a blunt knife or blade

Thats about as sharp as a butchers tit.

by Vandoor October 26, 2018

Mctaco Tits

America's 45th and 47th president. A senile, ragged old bag of dried up smelly leather who needs to learn when to keep its mouth shut.

"Hey, you heard what orange man said on the news today?"

"Oh, you mean mr. Mctaco tits?"

by patriquito October 4, 2025

National Pop a Tit Day

Ask a girl to pop a tit!

Hey, its national pop a tit day. Pop one for me!

National Pop a Tit Day is on June 26th

by iliketits232 June 26, 2023

Calm your tits

When someone gets excited, upset, angry over anything calm ur tits is the perfect response to almost anything.

Damn Daniel calm your tits we will be there in 5 minutes.

by Lunalove1432 January 5, 2022

Tattle tits

When your sister tattle on you

You lose tattle tits

by Lan Solo October 15, 2022

Fatty Tits

Titties that are being held up by means such as a girls arm to make them look less saggy or cover up the fact that they are fat tits; titties that are big, but by no means good looking; tits on a girl that are huge, but only because she is obese. technically they are "big tits" but fatty tits is more appropriate

GUY: bruh, i work fast
GUY 2: LMAO, that's what fatty tits said

by f1r2e3d4 June 6, 2019