water addiction

when you're addicted to the best drink in the world

Person 1: I really love water man, I drink it so much and it's so delicious.
Person 2: How is water delicious? Plus if you're drinking it too much you might have a water addiction.
Person 3: Yeah maybe you're right.

by AverageWaterEnjoyer April 2, 2024

Water stamp

Water stamping is when you wet a hairy mans asshole and put it on your face

it has to be soaking

Jeremy: my grandfather told me he water stamped my grandma all the time

by Extyix :) October 26, 2021

Water

Water is the most amazing thing ever. It is so yummy yo.

Guy: Hey bro got that flavorless liquid?

Other Guy: Hell yeah I got some water!

by bxckychu May 26, 2020

nice water

h2o that is fortified with drugs, most commonly a drug known as Molly.

"Hey do you want some nice water?" Says Jeff. "Ice water?" Jenna replies. Jeff happily responds, " No nice water 😉"

by DreyfusIsAfterYou November 2, 2017

home brewed water

A term used as a sexual innuendo to mean "sloppy wet sex at home".

Man, I had me some home brewed water last night.

by AzaleasSuck April 12, 2014

fuzzy water

fuzzy water is basically just sparkling water put into better words.

“hey can you pass me the fuzzy water?”
“what’s fuzzy water?”
“look it up on urban dictionary!”

by slayedalldayed July 7, 2022

Sounds like water's traveling through your balls

A phrase used to say someone is so stupid that they can't even reproduce, they just have water for sperm because they can't even do what all living things are supposed to be able to do. This can be used to talk about women to say that they are stupid, but it's mostly men.

"Like I said before the Bible says the Earth is flat."
"You're going through the same arguements with no other evidence, it sounds like water's traveling through your balls, man."

by AndrosLesbian June 16, 2023