thailand hand job

A Thailand hand job includes a woman inserting a wooden rod about 2cm wide into the mans penis/urethra and stroking it until the man is ready to ejaculate.
Bethany gave me a Thailand hand job and I've been pissing every 10 minutes.
by Mister jeebus March 28, 2017
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Dallas Job

When a battery acid junkie pours an energy drink into a girls spread open asshole, then he licks up the energy drink like a dog drinking out of its water bowl.
Junkie-“hey whore, you still up for that Dallas job tn?”
Whore-“nah it stung my hole last time”
by Dallas fuckluck December 10, 2024
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Trombone Job

Whilst sucking on the erect penis of the male origin, stoke your fingers from the front of the taint across the testes.
In the middle of an ikea, during a band concert she gave me a trombone job
by AidenHall March 29, 2016
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On job

A synonym for “let’s get to work”/“let’s do this” and also a phrase used to describe or applaud someone acing a task.
Person 1: Let’s get it done and then blow this juke joint.

Person 2: On job bro.

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Person 3: Yo you’re smashing those citations! On job.
by Cinnamon54 December 17, 2023
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Fetus Job

When having vaginal intercourse with a pregnant woman and your penis enter the uterus.
I got with that bitch Brenda last night, ended up getting a fetus job!
by GhostlyXV February 24, 2024
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Frosty Job

Trem used for the action of giving head while fingering a male prostate the guys prostate p-spot dudes get off hard while stimulating their ass clitoris prostate milking is an art
I was considering giving my BF Bradley a Frosty Job but he told me that his ass is an exit only!
by Gray's anatomy January 18, 2018
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Political shame job

When a group from a political party do things to someone that are so wrong you would look at politics in a whole new light. The mass grave of people they cloned to cover it up kinda light…then you’d puke
That girl got a political shame job not even Monica Lewinsky could touch but definitely helped plan and that shame job is probably the only one that passed the lie detector test. Poor thing, I don’t think she’s even considered a person anymore. How she not a heroin addict yet? Email her and ask…
by Helltagged October 14, 2022
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