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Gobble Job

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.
At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-red scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.
I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobble job whilst I sat on the dining room table.
by Shmamm! November 23, 2024
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zero job

A zero job (zj for short) is when you divide by zero and get someone off with the result. This is considered extremely dangerous, but also the most fun you can have sexually.
"Did you get a nice blow job from the hooker?"
"Dogg, you know I only pay for a zero job."
by SlangarangThang February 14, 2024
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Job Gas

(n) A person who constantly talks about their job and how good they are at it, and what they have to do next week, and the coool people they get to work with, and all the detail of every boring medial is task involved with sewing sequins to dead rabbits 'for effect' etc etc
"Hey, what do you think of Lozza's new girlfriend?"
"oh what, you mean old "Job Gas"...?
"Yeah, fuxk me doesn't she go on about her job"
by spyanuk November 26, 2017
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Skyrim Job

The act of having a girl put her legs behind her head like a normal rim job, then lifting her in the air above you and eating out her ass.
She lost her fear of heights after I gave her a good skyrim job.
by Kewl Munky June 1, 2012
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Melon Job

A melon job is where a person shapes a watermelon into a dick then hardcore fuck your ass with it.
I can't wait to use this watermelon on her later tonight for the melon job.
by Opydopyopal January 23, 2017
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Drew Job

Giving your roommate named Tom a bj while he drinks a 40oz.
Drew didn’t have a real job, so he waited until roommate got home and gave him a Drew Job.
by Nutz56 November 19, 2018
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Sopping Hand Job

A person who is always drenched in semen when ejaculating with their right hand.
He looks like a sopping hand job because his pants and underwear are wet all of the time
by jondich January 20, 2021
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