roasted hands

When your giving a guy a hand job, and he screaming and moaning because of your hands technique.

"That girl gave me the best roasted hands"

by Oooo killem August 21, 2017

left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.

I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.

by BillyCostigan January 25, 2021

Alabamian Sleight of Hand

When you nut in your sister's mouth without her knowledge.

Person 1: Man I was so hard that I had an accidental Alabamian Sleight of hand with my sister!

by The VERY big D January 27, 2022

grandpa hands

Poor ability to use your hands in a precise and coordinated way.

Lincoln pressed the jump button when he meant to press dodge, costing his team the win.
He's been doin it all game.
Freddy has a case of the grandpa hands.

James kept dropping the wrench, even tho he didn't have to hold it weird, and the job was really straightforward.
James has grandpa hands.

by jaebbles May 02, 2023

HAND-JOB

April 21 is national blow-job or hand-job day

Give your boyfriend a hand-job or a blow-job as long as he want you to.

by Lilylopezzzz April 19, 2021

hand job

when a girl has or hasn't already gaven the man a blow job(blowing of the dick) she put her hand on his dick and god up and down. as he replays with a small moaning.

Chelsea gave isaiah a hand job last night !!

by allnighter23 February 28, 2016

Hand Job

Getting down on your knees, putting your hands together, and praying to God

Mom: “have you given Jesus a hand job today”
Daughter: “What the fuck”

by SuperSonnek December 11, 2020