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Slow Hand Sock

A slow hand sock is when you quickly try and find a sock to cum in but you are too late to put it on your dick so you cum all over your hand and a tiny bit on the sock.
Oh god my cum is everywhere!
Thats a slow hand sock!
by tackbackwards July 10, 2020
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Pringle Hands

Unable to hold an asset with any conviction. A panic seller. Synonymous with weak hands. Antonym of diamond hands.
Dave Portnoy sold his Bitcoin at $11k because he's a little bitch with pringle hands.
by DankHank808 February 22, 2021
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Third hand smoke

The common occurrence when a person that was previously around a smoker comes in contact with a third-party and transmit smoke to the person
I know you don’t smoke but I don’t want to catch third hand smoke because you were previously around a smoker
by Cwolf22 September 15, 2018
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fruity hands™

Fruity hands™, is when two people shake/hold hands and they are both some way lgbtqia+.

Fruity means some way lgbtqia+, hands™ going with the theme of doing something with hands together with someone else.
A) "Amity's and Luz's handshake from the Owl House was so fruity"
B) "that's some fruity hands™"

A) "I wish we could have fruity hands™"
B) "Who said we couldn't?"
by joulukuusi August 4, 2021
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hillbilly hand basket

When someone removes their false teeth and sticks a dick and balls in their mouth
Did you hear about Jon? That chick last night gave him a hillbilly hand basket
by Dominic Deccoco June 1, 2017
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the heat hand-off

when a guy puts a handwarmer between his sack and penis and innocently hands it off to a girl who is cold.
Haha I totally got Stephenie with the heat hand-off!
by swedz12 December 9, 2010
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Hande

Without a doubt, Hande is the most beautiful woman in the world. She is beautiful and deserves love. She's a little sensitive, but that sometimes makes it more advantageous in certain matters. She is a perfect girlfriend and loves to make sacrifices for the man she loves and expects it from the other side.
Hande is a perfect girlfriend for a capricorn boy.
by Furkan the Rabbit November 21, 2021
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