shut the front door before i slam you out the back
by Lavendar Gooms October 14, 2023
The act of saying that you will do something but never do it due the fact you could not give two shits about the person you are talking to.
Sebastian: Ok guys should we move to plan B now
Race engineer: understood Sebastian we are checking now, we’ll get back to you
Race engineer: understood Sebastian we are checking now, we’ll get back to you
by Idobedrivendoh September 11, 2020
by @alfie._wilson November 30, 2016
1.Waffles: Hey Dwarfo, I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door. If you don't answer, I'm gonna bang bang!
Dwarfo: Yeep! I hope it isn't too surprise!
2. What rapists say to little kids when they are gonna butt-rape them.
Dwarfo: Yeep! I hope it isn't too surprise!
2. What rapists say to little kids when they are gonna butt-rape them.
by Dr. Dirty August 15, 2008
Putting a hoodie on and sliding on your back using your feet to propel you accross a stage. Race to see who can slide across the fastest!
by Kymmie October 20, 2007
1. An expression a parent, guardian, or friend uses to tell another person to put down their furniture or there will be consequences
2. An expression people yell when somebody tries to hit them with their own furniture
2. An expression people yell when somebody tries to hit them with their own furniture
1. John: *sees his child using a chair to charge at his older brother*
"Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!"
Child: Ok.
2. Fred: What do you have in your hand?
Justin: A treasure chest.
Fred: And what were you about to do with that treasure chest?
Justin: Hit you with it.
Fred: You know what you can do with that treasure chest?
Justin: What?
Fred: Nothing! Now put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!!
"Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!"
Child: Ok.
2. Fred: What do you have in your hand?
Justin: A treasure chest.
Fred: And what were you about to do with that treasure chest?
Justin: Hit you with it.
Fred: You know what you can do with that treasure chest?
Justin: What?
Fred: Nothing! Now put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!!
by theblimpmaster23 July 19, 2022
by A1Garry March 12, 2021