by @alfie._wilson November 30, 2016
Get the my neck my back lick my pussy and my crackmug. 1.Waffles: Hey Dwarfo, I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door. If you don't answer, I'm gonna bang bang!
Dwarfo: Yeep! I hope it isn't too surprise!
2. What rapists say to little kids when they are gonna butt-rape them.
Dwarfo: Yeep! I hope it isn't too surprise!
2. What rapists say to little kids when they are gonna butt-rape them.
by Dr. Dirty October 9, 2008
Get the I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back doormug. Putting a hoodie on and sliding on your back using your feet to propel you accross a stage. Race to see who can slide across the fastest!
by Kymmie November 6, 2007
Get the hoodie back slide against stage racemug. 1. An expression a parent, guardian, or friend uses to tell another person to put down their furniture or there will be consequences
2. An expression people yell when somebody tries to hit them with their own furniture
2. An expression people yell when somebody tries to hit them with their own furniture
1. John: *sees his child using a chair to charge at his older brother*
"Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!"
Child: Ok.
2. Fred: What do you have in your hand?
Justin: A treasure chest.
Fred: And what were you about to do with that treasure chest?
Justin: Hit you with it.
Fred: You know what you can do with that treasure chest?
Justin: What?
Fred: Nothing! Now put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!!
"Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!"
Child: Ok.
2. Fred: What do you have in your hand?
Justin: A treasure chest.
Fred: And what were you about to do with that treasure chest?
Justin: Hit you with it.
Fred: You know what you can do with that treasure chest?
Justin: What?
Fred: Nothing! Now put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!!
by theblimpmaster23 July 19, 2022
Get the Put my furniture back before I beat yo assmug. by A1Garry March 11, 2021
Get the On a bro to bro ting, name 10 ppl that got ur backmug. by Chukoloco08 November 22, 2022
Get the We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menumug. Hopefully you don't base a decision on whether you're attracted to somebody on what they look like on the surface alone. It's a little bit weird to date only people who don't look like you because they don't look like you and for no other reason.
Dewey Cox's first wife- You can't be married to more than one person at the same time Dewey, neither can I, that's why I'm with Leroy now. Once you go black you never go back.
Dewey Cox- (to Edith) Edith wait! (to Darlene) It's okay, she's gone now, and she ain't coming back. This will make everybody involved happier I think.
Dewey Cox- (to Edith) Edith wait! (to Darlene) It's okay, she's gone now, and she ain't coming back. This will make everybody involved happier I think.
by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021
Get the Once you go black you never go backmug.