SIMP KING

A emu that simps are on girls that start with L

You is that a SIMP KING

by Yusbsjs May 26, 2020

Simp

A man with a tiny dick that likes egirls.

Simp: donates to pokimane.
Pokimane: says mans username.
Simp: gets boner.

by Kenny_yt December 24, 2020

Simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Prides himself on “chivalry” to munch box. Commonly associated with the name Brandon.

Guy 1: Dude Brandon tried to get with my roommate last night.

Guy 2: He tried to get with mine too. What a simpy simpleton.

by sspm22 May 31, 2020

Simp

Simp is a guy who puts hoes before bros, a person who would do anything to lose his virginity.

Have you heard of Saidl? Yesterday he spent whole day texting with a random girl instead of playing r6 siege with us, what a simp.

by Taylorek January 17, 2021

Simp

A word made by Reddit virgins to prevent people (most commonly men) from treating women like shit

You complimented her dress? What a simp

by area11fan June 18, 2020

Simp

Someone who idolizes females who don’t like them back(rjlapes)

Bro that kid is such a simp
Yeah he’s such a lape

by Gaypeeeen January 22, 2020

simp

simp a boy or man who spends money on a woman he doesn’t truly date or have a real connection with .

also can be a woman or girl who spend money on a man who she thinks loves her .

Woman : hey babe i need my hair done can you help me with 260

Man/boy : sure anything for you (gives her way more than she needed ).

woman : (talking to her friends ) that man sure is a simp.

by Facts_speaker September 20, 2021