microwave this pussy

two words that can get u wet

saud:i can say two words that can make you wet

person: what are the two words

khalid: microwave this pussy

by hooty with the booty January 10, 2021

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Swab pussy

Someone who is too much of a pussy to have a nasal swab taken; noting that very young children can have a throat swab. These people came to global attention during the COVID-19 pandemic and often went by then name of Karen.

Nurse "You need to have a nasal swab."
Karen "I can't it hurts."
The rest of the world "Now Karen, don't be a swab pussy."

by KAH68 January 16, 2021

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Pussy Parched

A dry spell but it only applies to the lack of vagina in one's life.

Aaron: Damn, I'm so pussy parched
Hannah: If you don't have a weird clown doll we can work on that

by a.a.ron505 February 6, 2021

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Rice pussy

A girl that says words wrong a lot

“ she said lemonade instead of lemonade, what a rice pussy

by C0000dawg February 6, 2021

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Pussy Pumper

A pussy pumper is a device used to prolapse a women's vagina using a suction. Women say it gives pleasure but like everything people take it way too far and pump so much that there is 3ft of prolapsed blob hanging out of your pussy.

Girl 1: Hey did you try the new pussy pumper I seen it on Pornhub the other day it looks so fun
Girl 2: OMG that looks like it hurts
Girl 1: OMG I'm gonna try it
Girl 2: Sees girl 1 walking into work limping like someone drove a firetruck up her ass!

by captaincoonkiller88 February 10, 2021

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