swimming lessons on the penis

A term used to mean dickriding. Made popular by Ludacris's new single, "Money Maker"

Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis
Backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius

by D-Miles September 14, 2006

penis coat

1.the coat on a mans penis
2.the smelly oil that covers a mans anus after bum sex

aaron lickd the penis coat out of peters ass

by aaron February 23, 2005

Small Penis Mobile

Any vehicle modified to stand out, whether by size, muffler noise, stereo, wheels, tinting, or stripes, so as to create the illusion of manhood and self worth in the midst of a pointless insecure primal existance. Size and noise are the default mediums whereby those who have nothing to offer themselves or society can protest their own ignorance as if it were someone else's fault.

I heard a loud muffler followed by screeching tires and turned to see the small penis mobile.

by John Phillips April 19, 2006

Average penis size

The average penis size is 2.2 mile

My penis is average sized or I have a Average penis size

by Penis torchure November 11, 2020

i like penis

I like penis

i like penis cuz im gay

by bush4s September 30, 2017

The Penis Fly Trap

A nearly impossible sexual act, requires extreme control over prostate muscles and or involves the next stage in human evolution, when a girl is preforming oral sex on a man, the man has the tip of his penis open up like the claws on Dr. Octopus's arms, and clasp her head inside

If a girl sucks you off the wrong way, Penis Fly Trap her head to teach her a lesson

by The Bees February 18, 2005

pop up penis

a penis that gets hard fast

i have a pop up penis

by miguel cannuli September 9, 2005