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Happy middles

Happy middles are nothing compared to happy endings, Happy endings don’t exist and they never will but happy middles do. you can experience happy middles yourself throughout life, when everything seems comfortable and peaceful like the feeling when receiving a good news, getting into your dream job or eventually tying the knot with your significant other as you find yourself unwittingly say out of the amount of peace and relaxation “what if we can pause the time and be happy for the rest of our lives” that’s what we call it happy middle.
A. Do happy endings exist ?
B. I think not but Happy middles do, you can experience them in the middle of your life at any fraction of a second, you can feel like finally the world is on your side for one time, the world wants you to be happy but you out of your greediness you want the feeling for good and decide to call it a happy middle.
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“I always had this idea that you should never give up a happy middle in the hopes of a happy ending, because there is no such thing as a happy ending. Do you know what I mean? There is so much to lose”
Quote by:John green.
Let it snow, the cheertastic Christmas miracle
by —Ms.Shakespeare😌 November 4, 2020
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Amane Middlemass

Hey all Amane Middlemass's out there, Hope this suits you well :). Amane, I know sometimes that life can be hard and get tough but it will get better I promise, and I know that heaps of people like you sometimes and like talking with you (because of how awesome you are) but I know that you avoid having deep emotional conversations but thats ok. You are so talented and beautiful and if you dont know that well, you know now :)
Person 1: Hey it's Amane Middlemass
Person 2: You mean the most awesome person on the planet?
Person 1: Ofc, do you not know who Amane is??
by Maybeoneday:') October 27, 2021
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Mitch Middleton

A proud yam yam with a 11 inch dick who is the biggest stud in the Black Country and also a leading member of West Brom hooligan group section 5 and has a strong hatred to any wolves fan villa fan or any American.
Don’t fuckin mess with Mitch Middleton he’s the toughest man in the black county mate.
by Shsgshsgsh May 30, 2022
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Rusty Middletown

When you go down to give head on a man or a woman and there’s poop on the gooch area
Him: Yo idk if this girl knows how to wipe I went to go eat her out and I got my tongue hit a Rusty Middletown
Her: I was blowing Steve and when I went to suck his balls I noticed he had a Rusty Middletown
by Baby giant June 22, 2023
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Pakistani Middleman

When you take a nasty poop and you use the bidet and it still didn't get all of it ....so you have to turn the bidet on and reach underneath and scrub with your left hand
Why is there a big Gulp cup in the bathroom at 7-11? Oh. You have never had a Pakistani Middleman have you?
by commadore mike July 30, 2023
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The Middlemen

hey do you watch The Middlemen
by GrunchBobagaurd August 4, 2023
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