Mystery meat

A Grindr profile without a picture

Don't message me without a picture, please. Don't waste my time with mystery meat.

by Nom de ploome July 20, 2017

Dear meated

When you don’t make the cut.

Was Cherry there to see LeBron?
No, we only had 4 tickets, he got dear meated.

by King Book Rock January 25, 2020

Meat

1.) Dead animal pumped with hormones that are proven to change your mood upon digestion.

2.) Bad for you

3.) Flavored Animal Carcass

Person 1: “I’m craving a double cheeseburger. I love the greasy meat slices.”
Person 2: “You’re eating an animal.”
Person 1: “We are what we eat and I am indeed an animal.”

Person 2: “What the fuck is wrong with you?”

by 420Bananas December 1, 2020

Mystery meat

A person so attractive and androgynous that you cannot tell if it's a boy or a girl or both or none

Josh : I have a date with Alex tomorrow

Max : dude that's just mystery meat
Josh : no problem you know I swing both ways

by Dizzy , devourer of worlds August 8, 2024

meated

To get badly injured or hurt. This term is commonly used by downhill skateboarders or longboarders as some might say to describe a crash.

Dude did you see that video of me getting meated going way too fast in that corner?

by Emanthe2 March 17, 2016

meat hopper

Promiscuous. Jumping man to man.

Wasn't she with someone last week? That girl sure is a meat hopper.

by Truth idle July 2, 2024

meat shag

Fat roll on the back of Jerry Harris neck.

His meat shag looks like a pack of sausages.

by fattyfireplug July 21, 2017