closed handed

1. selfish.
2. ready to fight.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003

Buttery Hand

The act of ejaculating into your own hand and then continuing to masturbate, using the semen as lube.

Person 1: "how often do you masturbate?"
Person 2: "technically once a day but I do the buttery hand."

by Jsagahw March 21, 2017

left handed devil worshiper

An individual who writes or operates with their left hand, and subsequently worships Satan.

Do we have any left handed devil worshipers in the room

by i don't like usernames March 22, 2017

thailand hand job

A Thailand hand job includes a woman inserting a wooden rod about 2cm wide into the mans penis/urethra and stroking it until the man is ready to ejaculate.

Bethany gave me a Thailand hand job and I've been pissing every 10 minutes.

by Mister jeebus March 27, 2017

hand salad

Having your partner masturbate you with a leaf of lettuce wraped around your penis.

Last night I managed to add a lot of ranch sauce to my hand salad, if you know what I mean.

by Not_your:business March 29, 2017

keep your hands on the steering wheel

A phrase meaning, " despite all the surprises that life may throw at you, don't despair or lose hope"

Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire.

by Sexydimma April 6, 2017

keep your hands on the steering wheel

A phrase meaning ".despite all the surprises life may throw at you, there's still hope"

Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you may still pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire.

by Sexydimma April 7, 2017