pistachio joe

pistachio joe has a very italian dad. he lives in america with his italian dad and dancing is his passion. his father believes that one day people will pay to see him dance. pistachio joe currently makes a living off of videos of himself dancing in slow motion. most of his videos contain "420" moving around the screen with marijuana leaves all around the sides. pistachio joe appears only in dreams.

pistachio joe's dad: "my son will be PAID to dance!!"
me: "no way!"
pistachio joe: *makes cool 420 video*
me: "SICK"

by frickhorses September 2, 2014

Joe

Joe mamma

Friend 1: do you know who Joe is

Friend 2: no who is Joe

Friend 1: Joe mamma

by @i_am_your_mom October 27, 2019

Gay Joe Buck

The dude who has to jerk it in the background while his girl gets Eiffel Towered by you and your buddy Schug

Mr Sizer was happy to become Gay Joe Buck when Becca became drunk at the station

by Richard Dangles October 27, 2020

Joe Biden

A man who loves to tell stories about him playing with rusty shivs at a pool filled with black kids. He loves to make them believe that he actually lived in the ghetto with a bully named Cornpop. He is their hero.

Ey yo Jamarcus, hear this mf Joe Biden almost shanked that foo Cornpop when he was sleepwalking?

by HotFartsAnDaLongDriveHome May 29, 2024

Joe MaMa

A REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD JOKE. WHICH WILL EAT YOUR MOTHER AT NIGHT. WITH HER TOES BEING THE ONLY THING LEFT. AND JOE IS THE PERSON THAT ATE THE REST OFTHE TEN TOES YOU HAD.

PERSON 1; WHO KILLED YOU?!

PERSON 2; JOE

PERSON 1; JOE WHO??

PERSON 2; JOE MAMA

by JAKETHESNAKE49 February 6, 2022

Sloppy Joe

Like the Sloppy Toppy or a Blow Job but instead of the male penis in a woman mouth its in a male's mouth.

Bro i bet Noah gives the sloppiest Sloppy Joes!

by ThatWiseGie March 6, 2021

Joe

Super gay, abnormally short, awkwardly proportioned man-child that doesn't get laid.

Wow, bro, you tried to fuck my 14 year old sister again? You're being a real Joe right now.

by fatballsinmymouth November 23, 2021