Gobble Job

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.
At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-red scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.

I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobble job whilst I sat on the dining room table.

by Shmamm! November 23, 2024

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Job Gas

(n) A person who constantly talks about their job and how good they are at it, and what they have to do next week, and the coool people they get to work with, and all the detail of every boring medial is task involved with sewing sequins to dead rabbits 'for effect' etc etc

"Hey, what do you think of Lozza's new girlfriend?"
"oh what, you mean old "Job Gas"...?
"Yeah, fuxk me doesn't she go on about her job"

by spyanuk November 26, 2017

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Melon Job

A melon job is where a person shapes a watermelon into a dick then hardcore fuck your ass with it.

I can't wait to use this watermelon on her later tonight for the melon job.

by Opydopyopal January 23, 2017

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Whistle-Job

Giving someone with a tiny penis oral sex causing the givers lips to make a whistling structure.

Yeah he was so small I was just giving him a whistle-job.

by Jman the definition December 21, 2023

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good job

Considered the most harmful phrase according to the 2014 movie Whiplash, as Terence Fletcher famously states, "There are no two words in the English language more harmful than 'good job.'"

After hearing Terence Fletcher's speech, I realized that the phrase 'good job' can sometimes feel like a trap rather than genuine encouragement—total Good Job syndrome.

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

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