hose water grenade

A water balloon

"I'd rather see how many hose water grenades I can throw at my teacher's head than watch wonder pets"

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

Rob Water

When your raging alcoholic relative named Rob pours himself a glass that is 90% Vodka and 10% Water.

Ex:

"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."

by Derpy Leaf Horse July 27, 2019

give water to the horses

Going to pee

Person 1: where you going
Person 2: to give water to the horses

by skidiby August 19, 2024

Water my plants

A phrase used to imply a form or self pleasure; masturbation

The lofi music made me want to get up and water my plants.

by Chumbucket October 15, 2022

Urbn Water Co.

Best fucking water in Oceanside, CA 🚫🧢 Wulf & Perico fw it too!!! 💦🌊💧

It’s owned by Gordon and he’s the best man!!! Try Urbn Water Co. A$AP

by Hodges0101 August 30, 2022

Don’t water in me

Don’t cum in me.

Please don’t water in me. You don’t have a condom on.

by Jmaktheknife June 21, 2024

Eating water

The act of falling into a body of water face first. falling face first skiing waterskiing tubing

Oh my god do you see Katie falling On the water skis? She’s totally eating water!

by Erineatswater July 3, 2018