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tv turned off

same thing as getting your “snot box rocked” or getting your “curtains closed“
lil joseph was riding around on his bike & outta nowhere got his tv turned off.
by youssufdoumbaya June 14, 2022
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Beat Off Syndrome

Better known as BOS. It’s when a male or female masturbates too much and cause inflammation in the wrist with pains of carpull weaner throbbing. The doctors who fix this problem often make incisions in the wrist to relieve the pain of BOS. Doctors often ask their patient during a consult, “Who Da BOS!?!” Usually the guilty party is in so much pain they book an appt to correct BOS.
My wrists are constantly hurting! You may suffer from Beat Off Syndrome and may need a consult with your doctor. You da BOS!
by DoubleA_CarsonCity December 13, 2018
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tear jerk-off

Purposely watching a sad movie to cry for pleasure
"I haven't cried in so long, I need a tear jerk-off session"
by baby-yeezus March 4, 2017
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Shit Off Susan!!

A phrase uttered by people that are totally and utterly sick of judgemental mums-net types.
For fucks sake - Shit Off Susan!! - no one cares about your judgemental bollocks
by Andiblex June 27, 2018
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Mexican Jerk Off

When two men stand directly infront of each other and jerk off until one of them unloads onto the other and is dubbed the winner. Often used to settle arguments.
Chaddeus and Brolin were arguing over who could have the last beer and they decided to settle things with a Mexican Jerk Off.
by Man Meat Machete October 24, 2018
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Weed Jump offs

the side chick to drug dealers..they only want him because he's supplying the weed
don't care if they're breaking up a happy home or what as long as they're getting kush free or cheap
want the dude to smoke with them all the time basically a weed gold digger
she all in his face..she just a weed jump off

"that weed jump off keep calling your phone"

"Ratchet weed jump offs"
by Icey2.0 December 27, 2013
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