King James V

The king of Northern Britain, aka Scotland, from 1513, until his death in 1542

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard? King James V just died!
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: Our king, you dumb ass.
Guy 2: Never heard of him.

by King James V March 12, 2021

King of Sarcasm

Sam Collins.

Sam Collins is the King of Sarcasm

by aciidbby March 13, 2021

Vcal king

The guy who runs the school and is a fucking legend. Also is the ruler of vcal

Tom Reekie is the VCAL king. He is an absolute legend

by Astro woman March 14, 2021

Kings night

Basically when your girl or whoever puts on a sexy suit while giving you head in a kings chair while he records and takes whatever pics he wants. The queen becomes the servant of the king to his sexual needs

I want a kings night for valentines

by Nightfreak227 March 14, 2021

King sCUM

A Man in his 40s who wasted his life talking shit to children.
He has and never will amount to anything in life and doesn’t have any kids. No on will miss a retard like him when he dies.

King sCUM owns a cult named dumbo. I wonder which autistic Special Education Dick Munchers will enlist.

by Ash PG3D March 23, 2021

King's Chalice

When a chick drinks the cum out of a dude condom after sex

"Hey man did you hook up with that chick last night?"

"Hell ya bruh she drank out of the King's Chalice"

by Goldieloxx March 27, 2021

King time

is a time that king has all to himself with no one bothering him and he can do whatever he wants after he gets off at school, king hours are 11:20: to 3:00, if king doesn’t have king time he gets aggressive

Kayden: King I don’t have school today
King: welp looks like king time is ruined for today

by Kingof217 March 29, 2021