Dagwood dogging

An act in which a man preforms anal and his partner proceeds to try to push their shit out and causes the poo to cover the penis like batter, like a Dagwood dog.

Dude, you won’t believe what my girlfriend did to me last night! We were doing anal and before I knew it she started Dagwood dogging me

by Yung Fartbox October 8, 2020

choking the dog

Inserting an object into your ass while masturbating.

I used a flashlight while choking the dog today before work

by SStampley July 21, 2013

dog squat

Dog squat is like horse or bull shit only smaller. When a person is just fibbing or embellishing a story and not outright lying it's dog squat.

Bill claims he out ran the police in his Covair, that's a whole batch of Dog Squat!

by Class clown October 17, 2013

fate dog

1. one who is completely and utterly a failure. i.e. fat chick trying to run.

2. A person who sucks a fucking pussy.

3. you're a fate dog when you try, but fail on an epic level

look at that fat ugly bitch, what a fate dog.

by Fatal HK August 6, 2011

Broken Dog

Willow- a bird dog that hunts butterflies, grasshoppers, or any thing else that is not a bird!

Willow- broken dog- is a bird dog that has no knowledge on hunting birds, but will point on grasshoppers, butterflies or anything else that moves, but not a bird!

by Twist of Cain October 18, 2011

dog blocking

Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting cuddles by lying between you and her in bed or on the couch. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and getting cuddles, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.

I did not get to cuddle with my girl last night because I got dog blocked. dog blocking

by John_doe42069 March 3, 2023

Gay Dog

A holding text or communication of little relevance used to fill gaps in, string along or re-ignite conversation with a would be lover when you have no actual content to share with them.

The message in question often contains a photo or reaction to a mundane or everyday object of little relevance to either party, such as a pet dog. The more mundane or irrelevant the exclamation, the gayer the dog.

Chad 1: Are you still texting that lady from the club the other night?

Chad 2: Nah bru, not really. I let that one slide.

Chad 1: Best to keep these things warm. You never know when it might come in usefull. Nothing strenuous, just drop the odd Gay Dog from time to time.

Chad 2: Yea, you're right. I've got a picture of a sunset somwhere I can send her. I will do that now. Thats for keeping me sharp bro.

Chard 1: Peace.

by Curious Beast March 17, 2023