The Wheaties Box Treatment

When you become so famous that you get put on a Wheaties box.

Friend 1 "Holy shit did you see they gave LeBron the Wheaties Box Treatment"
Friend 2 "What the fuck do you mean"
Friend 1 "Bro they put his face on a cereal box"

by Oofmaster420 September 21, 2021

eat a box of rocks

this means you are stupid, as in you’re stupid enough to eat a box of rocks

person 1: “you’re an idiot, f*** you!“
person: “oh go eat a box of rocks, asshole.“

by stickyicky December 18, 2021

Lanky Box

an insult used for someone who's over 6'0 and obese.

fat and tall guy: hey guys
some asshole: gtfo you lanky box

by Sethsterwastaken April 24, 2024

Jizz box

Small box typically cardboard filled with spunk and is then ingested by your other half typically with cheerios

love, im feeling funky can we do a jizz box tonight

by marckowski January 6, 2023

box office

Anyone whose work cucicle is made of cardboard.

Any type of flammable material is forbidden in my Box Office

by 66tornadoes December 11, 2016

Beaver Boxing

The feminine act of pleasuring ones self, similar to “Cranking Hog”.

He finished in three seconds, the beaver boxing shall commence.

by Key of life March 16, 2025

Box Nichols

A box that looks as a cockroach that twiddles it's lil antenna mumbling "Andrew Nichols"

This box will fill you up with the Gon, I'm Box Nichols, The Cockroach Andrew.

by DevilWitch February 10, 2023