The other guy

Hym "What would it take for ME to be the other guy? What kind of qualities would I have to have? What are the qualities of the guys she's already fucking? It isn't... Pfft... It isn't fatcock is it? Is it fatcock? Maybe kickboxer with a million dollars? Does she want to fuck my Imaginary Frankenstein!? YOU THE ME AND ANDY IS THE RETARD TO YOU! Andy is YOUR fatcock retard! Seriously, I'm not trying to gish-gallop but the format of this thing I'm doing makes it impossible not to gish-gallop. I genuinely want to know. What qualities does a man have to have to be the other guy in your relationship?"

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

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Pass to say no to nudes from a guy with a mullet.

This is your free pass to say no to a guy asking for nudes if he has a mullet. If he has a mullet he doesn’t deserve to get nudes.

Today I got to use the Pass to say no to nudes from a guy with a mullet.

by Sigah April 16, 2020

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VH1 Guy

A VH1 Guy (or Girl) is one of those "famous" people from that network's list/retrospective shows whose name and face you never remember. Examples include Hal Sparks, Sherrod Small, Scott Ian, Alison Becker and the Sklar Brothers.

These Z-listers are most often comedians, but run the gamut of actors/actresses, athletes, musicians, reality show contestants and entertainment writers. Sometimes they are even part of the subject matter of the show itself.

"Yo, there's a... *squints* Jake... Fogelnest stand-up special in my Netflix recs. Who the hell is that?"
"Oh, he's a classic VH1 Guy. He was on that Greatest Hard Rock Songs show and talked about how 'Cult of Personality' by Living Colour was the 69th-greatest HARD ROCK song ever for 5 seconds."
"Yeah, hard pass." *switches over to Rachel Quaintance podcast*

by send_me_dikdik_pics April 15, 2023

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