King of my Ring

A male homosexuals boyfriend, implying that they partake in bum fun or gay intercourse

'Oh Jake, your king of my Ring'

by Brimmy January 19, 2009

my old fruit

reference to any person that you are talking about, used in place of their actual name. usefull for if you forget their name, as a friendly gesture, or in some situations to annoy the person

copy me those drawings and send them to the client please my old fruit

by Ronnie12122 May 1, 2007

my nuts are dragging

when a man is very tired and almost can't stand up/overworked/dead on your feet...

"after a 14 hour day my nuts are dragging"

by Baron Von-Beer Breath June 3, 2017

There’s a snake in my boot

When you are expecting a fart but shart and it leaks down your leg into your shoe

Dude, we gotta go, I meant to fart but now there’s a snake in my boot

by Bernstyle April 10, 2022

my hair's on fire

A phrase to say when you're overwhelmed with work, stressed, on a strict deadline, etc.
A way to express being extremely busy or to convey a sense of urgency.

"Yes, I need that information now, we're on deadline here and my hair's on fire"

by Justwrite80 October 29, 2015

Cleaning my room

Hiding my stuff in the closet so that my room looks clean

Mom: What are you doing?
Me: I'm cleaning my room
Mom: Then why are you shoving everything into the closet?
Me: Ummmmm

by zcsdfb,zb kfzv jhfgz February 20, 2020

yumming in my head

Thinking of something delicious and saying "yum" in your head.

I was yumming in my head about that chocolate cake you made.

by foodeegirl April 25, 2011