Jesus H. God

A quite humorous variation of “Jesus H. Christ”, most famously used in the 1986 film “Short Circuit”. An apt term for expressing your extreme shock at a sudden turn of events.

Weather reporter: “Folks in the DFW area may not be able to see the April 8th solar eclipse due to cloud coverage.”

Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”

by Alex-2598 April 05, 2024

Scrape god

A worm that tries to do a a wheelie and falls and scrapes their knees

Mark: yo did u hear? Kyle is a scrape god now
Tyrek:yoooo I knew he was a worm

by Your favorite worm December 12, 2017

I Truly Believe Gods Are For Personal Computers

I Truly Believe Gods Are For Personal Computers

I Truly Believe Gods Are For Personal Computers

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

God of Seven

The god of being seven, and being handsome gay

Hello, that's god of seven

by cornman February 15, 2023

puff god

the man with the best dope and smokes alot

man my plug the puff god bro

by Urban god of the dictionary April 27, 2017

God's Poop Hole

When your trying your hardest to stay away from premarital sex but you just gotta nut... don't worry slide it in her butt

Don't worry God's poop hole made us a loop hole!

by Mrs.C.Baird October 03, 2023

Intellectual god

Masc: intellectual god

Fem: intellectual goddess

An ironic term used to describe someone of surprisingly inferior intelligence.

Hannah: Isn't Bangkok the capital of Asia?
Will: Hannah, you intellectual goddess! Do you want an award?

by Cool shoes. November 30, 2015