fishing tournament

A competition with a group of guys where the participants goal is to accumulate the most collective poundage of females in one night. Thus, it is beneficial to aim for whales as opposed to regular girls because 1 whale could be equivalent to 3 normal females (actual weighing of girls is optional).

Me and my uncle Jake has a fishing tournament last night. I harpooned my first whale at a cool 195, his at 180. However, his second whale was a blue whale aka the deadliest catch, weighing in at 215. I couldn't compete with my uncle since my second catch was only 170. Total score: Uncle Jake= 395lbs Remulus 365lbs

fishing tournament by Remulus February 19, 2009

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fishclosure

Sealing a large fish in the wall of a house about to be surrendered to the bank.

"Hey, that coho fit nicely between the studs. While the paint dries why don't you come by and celebrate my fishclosure"

fishclosure by cisco djidd September 30, 2009

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Rocket Fishing

The act of exploring the inner tissue of the male urethra with ones pinky finger.

On wednesday, Carl and me were messin' around. One thing led to another, next thing I knew we were rocket fishing! I pulled out and took a sniffy and was appauled to discover that urethra stanks like an olde batch of collard greens!

Rocket Fishing by Chris Whippel December 16, 2008