Buff Dog

While doing a warm-up stretch on the field...

Me: I got a Buff Dog BEFORE I went to baseball practice cuz my bitch doesnt like salty nuts bro.

You: Dude, Im gonna get me a Buff Dog after I shower so I can go to sleep.

Joe: My bitch doesn't know what a Buff Dog is, DAMN.

by Sheddy May 11, 2009

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Dog Shnout

“Dog Shnout” is a completely made up word and replaces the well know saying “Dog Shit!

For example...

“Mush your breath stinks of absolute Dog Shnout!”

by Drxne October 9, 2018

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Dog consumer

A dog consumer is a person who will accept anything they're offered. They are easy-going, adaptable people.
As opposed to cat consumer

A: Do you want white, red, prosecco?
B: I'm a dog consumer, just pick something and I'll have it!

by EVcrazy December 18, 2019

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dog-a-log

word to be said to canine friend when drunk or otherwise smashed.

hello ma wee dog-a-log. stop effing barking at me!!

by bruce beckers February 18, 2007

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fate dog

1. one who is completely and utterly a failure. i.e. fat chick trying to run.

2. A person who sucks a fucking pussy.

3. you're a fate dog when you try, but fail on an epic level

look at that fat ugly bitch, what a fate dog.

by Fatal HK August 6, 2011

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